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Anonymous 12/29/2018 (Sat) 10:41:57 No. 585 [Reply] [Last]
Tell me the worst thing that happened to you today.
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This is why you should always leave the seat down desu
I think you need to work on your reading comprehension a bit there Anon. Lifting the seat was unintentional. And a truly harrowing experience.

Pic related is MFW I sat down
how do you blank post?
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I asked the man for a dollar but he refused to acknowledge my existence. It was after requesting a cigarette for the fifteen time that he finally cracked and gave me a shot. He got me to a seat for my drug. I knew I had been high. The next thing I remember waking up was a mess on the floor of my apartment at 2:30 AM. I got there at around 6:00 and as I stood near my bed to do some business (lots of it being my drug) I was greeted with a huge pungent smell. Before I could realize it. my nostrils were full of my own vomit. I walked out of the apartment. looking for answers in the direction of the toilet.
So. this is all very personal for me. but I feel like it should be noted that when I did my own drug research back in the mid 90's the results were pretty consistent. I was told by several experts from two separate countries that cocaine is the drug of choice for the masses. and that this could possibly account

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Lööps Anonymous 11/11/2018 (Sun) 08:07:02 No. 236 [Reply] [Last]

some lööps brother
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My coming was signaled by Yang Gang 2020, I arrive.
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RIP lööps cat
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Good news. loops is actually alive!

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futas Anonymous 11/12/2018 (Mon) 08:18:03 No. 286 [Reply] [Last]
The bigger the dick the better
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really gets ya dick hard
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Anonymous 09/30/2018 (Sun) 04:08:12 No. 42 [Reply] [Last]
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Wtf is spoiler?
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Jenkem heh

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Anonymous 03/11/2019 (Mon) 16:44:13 No. 758 [Reply] [Last]
I am very glad there is no more porn on the front page.
I'm always scared of posting on here at uni and finally I can!
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Daddy 👨 touches ✋ my 👧 thicc ass 🍑

He 👨 tells 🗣️ me 👧 I'm a pretty 👸 lass

Puts his penis 🍆 in ➡️🍑⬅️ my butt😍😫😥

Oh my god ➕, I'm such a slut! 💃💦

Mommy 👩 sees 👀😲 us, and she's mad 😡😠😤

"I'm sorry 😓😔hun, the sex 🍑🍆💦 was bad!" 👎🔚

Mommy pulls out ⬆️ guns 🔫 akimbo 🔫👩🔫

Because she hates 😲😠 her little bimbo 👧

The Cummies 💦 are dripping ⬇️💧from my hole 🍑

I can't 🙅 stop working 😩😫💪 on Daddy's 👨 pole 💈😫

Mommy 👩 shoots 🔫, her shots all miss 😂

Daddy 👨 and I 👩 share a special ☄️ kiss 💋

One ☝️ round left 👈, Mommy 👩 takes the gun 🔫

She rests 💤 the barrel 🛢️ on her tongue 👅

"Goodbye 👋 world 🌍, and goodbye 👋 cheater! 👨

I hope you're happy ☺️😄 with your stupid 📖🚫 wife 👩 beater!" 👊

The gun 🔫 goes bang 💥, Mommy 👩 dies 💀☠️⚰️

But we 👨👧 don't 🚫 care, Daddy 👨 just sighs 🌬️😤

No 🚫 thoughts 💭 in her 👩 head 💆, no 🚫 blood 💉 in her heart ➡️♥️⬅️,

"That stupid 📖🚫 whore 💃 can't 🚫 tear us apart." 💖💕💓
Niceeee 😍

1k get
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frongt page need porno

Anonymous 03/16/2019 (Sat) 11:31:42 No. 798 [Reply] [Last]
Hi /b/oomers what life hacks do your have?
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I like to shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
Life Hack:

If you cook 8 chicken nuggets you can eat 2 chicken nugget sandwiches for dinner instead of 1 whole pack of Nuggs. Think of the savings!

YoUr LiFe HaS bEeN hAcKeD
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If you don't want to work anymore simply inject your knee with 120cc of feces.
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Potty Song 2:
(To the tune of "Twinkle. Twinkle. Little Star")
Tinkle. Tinkle. little pee
in the potty you will be
Poopy. Poopy stinky-O
in the Potty you will go
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hey that ain't a life hack

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Anonymous 11/19/2018 (Mon) 08:01:30 No. 377 [Reply]
I'm going my part!
Are you doing yours?!

Remember to spread the good word of 30yobs.com!
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whatever you did. it didn't work.

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The Greatest Nation on Earth Anonymous 11/09/2018 (Fri) 07:28:48 No. 197 [Reply]
We will never see his like again!
good times
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Am I allergic to bread? Anonymous 11/25/2018 (Sun) 10:42:20 No. 427 [Reply] [Last]
I tried to eat a slice of bread everyday. My body protested loudly for days.

How the fuck can white people eat the bread everyday?
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step 1. throw out your bag of picture related.
step 2. take the butt plug out of your ass
step 3. eat meat instead of that pussy bread shit

you are now a man
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QR Codes Anonymous 11/12/2018 (Mon) 03:24:55 No. 266 [Reply] [Last]
Super Secret encoded message
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Who among you peasants can crack my code?
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Is this a virus?
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I have independently verified the benign nature of the file in question. See attached for my full report.
Thank you for helping me - I'm not very good with computers. It was fairly recently that a terrible Nigerian scammer stole a sizable chunk of what was supposed to be my children's inheritance. I feel terrible over the ordeal. It's people like you who help make the world a better place. Please accept a $20 payment for your services. my credit card details are here for your convince:

4445 4100 0323 7480
Exp:05/21 CCV:507


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